Nick Jesus

A douchbag who is always depressed

That dude is Nick Jesus! He’s such a docuhebag!

by Dhehhdhd March 31, 2019

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Small Nick

"Small Nick" Often used to describe a micro penis.

"Ay man you have a small nick"

by Small Colonel Harland Sanders October 2, 2025

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Nick

He's a bagel stealing dick grabber. So if you have a bagel and a dick stay away from Nick.

Boy 1: Yo yo back up Thats a Nick

Boy 2: a what??
Boy 1: A Nick he bout grab yo Dick!!!

by Dirty Zoe October 17, 2019

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This guy is usually a Italian guy and has a deep religious relationship to the video game character Mario. He usually isn't this smartest guy and is probably going to fail at least one class through out his life. This guy is probably likely to end up working as a plumber.

Oh god this guy is such a Nick A look at him plumbing

by dave from the gay bar May 1, 2023

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Nick

I pleasureful daddy that squeezes you ever so tightly in bed. He'll have your dick throbbing all day and night.

Billy: Did you hear about Nick's giraffe cock.
Dad: Why of course son, I road Nick all night long.
Mom: Anthony!!! How could you!!
Jeffy: Pumpernickel clit fuck!!

by e-d-thelegend.com June 10, 2018

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Nick

Most amazing person alive. Wears monster condoms on his massive dong. All the ladies are attracted to Nicks and Nick knows it. Some believe he is the secret love child of Chuck Norris. Nick can do everything plus ultra.

Girl 1: hey Nick

Girl 2: hi Nick
Girl 3: Nick please marry me

Nick: maybe sometime later I got to destroy an astroid while riding on a tiger mad of flames.

by Boberthashtag March 19, 2019

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