unicorn meat

A large unicorn staff that penetrates even the mightiest of foes.

Oh look Andrew took that unicorn meat like a pro

by Alexgamer219 March 12, 2019

Meat in the mouth

taking a thicc dick straight to the face

sharla got meat in the mouth from Kevin at the new years party, she had cum all over her face

by cuntminer42069awwwman September 5, 2019

Tender meat

When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive.

I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat.

by Bariliam January 10, 2018

meat loft

When a line of ten gay men drag their junk across a bald mans' head (usually a hetero man).

For my father in law Roys' birthday, he didn't want a meat loaf cake so we got his ungrateful ass a meat loft instead.

by D_Money $ July 6, 2016

Meat surfing

A girl on Tinder.

All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.

by Moonbeam Giggleshart August 10, 2016

meat chute

When a huge piece of penis aka meat is flung into a fleshy vagina

That girl looks like she’s got a meat chute that can handle this fleshy burrito

by Yummo14 May 5, 2018

Meat And Retreat

Not to Be compared to Meat Retreat. To have sex with a man and excavate his home as fast as possible.

alexa: You seen that guy?
karen: Ya I'm gonna do a Meat And Retreat on him.

by usedsoup April 1, 2020