Ear Job

Also known as an EJ, the act of performing sexual intercourse in the general area of the ear, any part of the ear qualifies, ear lobes or the canal.

"Man that Emma chick gives an awesome Ear Job!"

by Ken Maxwell July 9, 2007

Paint Job

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.

"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"

by Old Faithful aka Landshark October 19, 2008

Steve Job

The act of performing oral sex while the giver is wearing a black mock-turtle neck. Similar to the style worn by Mr. Steve Jobs.

Jackie really wanted to show Ryan she loved him, so for Valentines day she bought a nice new mock-neck and gave him a Steve Job.

by MockNeckMertle February 27, 2011

Snow job

When a zombie pops out of the snow and bites your dick off. as seen in the movie "Dead Snow".

well i was walking in the snow at night and got a snow job

by taco26 July 2, 2011

Trim job

trim job the act of perfectly triming pubes in the shower-Usually anticipating a hookup.

Ben: "WHO CLOGGED UP THE SHOWER WITH ALL THESE PUBES?!"

Zach: " I dont know man, PUBE CHECK!!"

Ben: " Were all a little bushy except you, kyle."

Kyle: " DUDE!im gonna get ass from that blonde chick tonight."

Zach:" Sorry dude, I already hooked it and booked it with her."

Pierre: "hey,nice Trim job in the shower,man...FAG!!"

by tacsing March 6, 2007

Hand Job

When you make a contract on a hand shake and the other party breaches and fails to perform

On a handshake I agreed to fix my girlfriends car and she agreed to by me dinner, instead she gave me a hand job.

by Caveat Emptor September 6, 2013

Wank-job

When giving someone head, move your arms as if you are performing the "Walk Like An Egyptian" dance. This term is coined by Wanker himself who famous for both his ability to give head and do the "Pharoh" dance.

I was having a down day, but then my girlfriend gave me a Wank-job and I felt just great.

by Mr. Thunderstick June 2, 2011