"Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.
Have a fungus
by SubGplayz August 8, 2022
Get the have a fungusmug. Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Get the Take everything I havemug. Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.
Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?
Jill: but do you have a tongue?
by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021
Get the But do you have a tongue?mug. .
Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
Get the I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.mug. Most known as Jaydes/Evvls/Yen/Heartkimi/Mandy/Saint!/Lord's producer tag, but the sound effect originates from the video game "Kingdom Hearts".
by slurzie February 27, 2025
Get the You Have No Heart!mug. This is part of a broader trend of YOU taking one-off statements and then broadening them or expanding them to encompass everything I've said. And it's THE EXACT SAME TACTIC Trump employs when he says "They're eating the cats! They are eating the dogs!" You are taking one story of one person eating a dog and expanding that to the entire Haitian immigrant population.
Hym "And in that post I was talking specifically about working hard (even though Jordan Peterson says that writing and thinking are hard work and I do both at the highest conceivable level). I said I don't like doing it, there, go forth! Do things so I don't have to! That in no way means ignore me when I say I expect to be credited and paid AND I told people (explicitly) not do anything I am not actively doing or haven't done. What I told YOU to do... Was substantiate my claim about the weaponized schizophrenia (which you did) and instead you goaded me into revealing my name (which I did in the form of a etymology riddle) and then you made it worse existing people to do it deliberately... And then the AI instruction manual worked... And then someone else did the weaponized schizophrenia that YOU WERE DOING TO ME... To someone else... They DID THE THING I SAID THEY WERE GOING TO DO... And then Suchir Balaji blew the whistle on the fact that the AI runs on a theory that was stolen and belongs to the guy you are doing that to... So... I also told you to GET OVER HERE!!! You did the opposite of that."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2025
Get the So I don't have tomug. The opposite of “the haves and the have nots”. People with a lot of money along with people with even more money
by Philly Hockey Player June 17, 2023
Get the the haves and the have moremug.