human

A type of "species" that proclaims themselves as the smartest beings in the universe, even though they're the dumbest. Please note that all humans are dumb and stupid.

alien: Do you know where a human's brain is?
cyclops: Where?
alien: Nowhere 😂

human by It's Me, DISFLY September 26, 2023

HumancentiPad 

is the first episode of the fifteenth season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 210th episode of the series overall. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 27, 2011. In the episode, Kyle is kidnapped after agreeing to an iTunes user agreement, and forced to become part of a "revolutionary new product" that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman, who has not acquired an Apple iPad, pesters his mother on the issue, drawing her ire.

HumancentiPad was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker, and was rated TV-MA-L in the United States. The episode's title, and main plot, refers to the 2009 film The Human Centipede (First Sequence). This episode parodies reports about tracking software built into Apple's iPads and iPhones, and also the tediously long end-user license agreements

HumancentiPad by SPrice1980 October 5, 2023

Human condom 

A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers

The human condom just beat a flying dragon

Human condom by Bryan._.fash October 7, 2023

Human Animals

Also known as Hamas and its supporters worldwide. Context : in early October 2023, the terrorist group Hamas and its degenerates followers launch a massive terrorist attack on the civilian of Israel using various form of missile strikes and infiltration during period of holiday important to Jewish people. The Human Animal savagely butcher civilian hiding inside bomb shelter, rape and kidnapped countless women and children. In one incident , they massacre attendees of a music festival with the death toll of more than 250 innocent civilian and many women were raped and shot afterwards. In Western countries and around the World, other human animals are celebrating this event through demonstrations with some living garbage offering free cookies to commemorate their victory against civilisation.

Israeli Defense minister: I have ordered a blockage on Gaza . No Electricity! No Food !No Fuel ! No Water ! Everything is closed! We are fighting human animals and we act accordingly !

Human Animals by K-Anon October 10, 2023

human ventriloquism 

Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.

Ready for some human ventriloquism?

human ventriloquism by Horearound October 19, 2023

Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.

Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.

Human vegetable by Vege tard October 30, 2023

humanitarian pause

A ceasefire

Let's have a humanitarian pause so the terrorists get to kill more people

humanitarian pause by Call_me_ishmael November 3, 2023