golden cougar

Exactly as a normal cougar, except with lots and lots of money.

She's no ordinary cougar, she's a Golden Cougar.

by ExoOmega April 11, 2016

Golden Sushi

A Golden Sushi is a term for the sexual act of urinating on someone after not bathing/showering for days.

Dude, I finally convinced my girlfriend to give me a Golden Sushi last night!

by that-lyndon-boi August 4, 2023

Golden Shower

The thing bob likes her to do in bed because he is a kinky mofucka

“Bob the donut is a kinky mofuka who likes getting golden showers”

by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020

Golden Charles

A sex position where you give your partner a Charlie horse and then proceed to urinate on them.

A:"Hey bro, what's your favorite position?"
B:"I prefer the golden Charles bro."

by weinerfart42069 September 15, 2022

Golden Grail

when one partner consumes enough of a gold favored alcoholic drink over a short period of time that their urine resembles the beverage's color when filling a corner store styrofoam cup to the brim (32 Oz. or 44 Oz. preferably) then presents it to their partner for a "thirst quencher" unbeknownst to them.

This has to be someone you are very comfortable with. I laughed, they laughed, it was funny to us. lol

A: "here try this."
B: "what is it?"
A: "a Golden Grail."
B:"smells."
A:"yea."

by remi rottenborn May 8, 2022

Golden Globe Award

The guy lays on his back masturbaiting, just before he gets off his partner "male of female" urinates on the head of his penis causing ejaculation.

She gave me a golden globe award. I had piss running down my balls but it felt great

by gomer21280 December 22, 2009

Golden Tree Feat

Golden Tree Feat or simply Golden Tree is a term coined by the Death Battle Fan community. It’s a reference to the episode Beast Vs Goliath, in which the character analysis for Beast they say he lifted a tree made out of gold but later in the post fight analysis said that he did not lift the ENTIRE tree.

The term is ultimately used to describe moments where either the show or any other individual or entity brings up one point ultimately to disregard it all together by themselves.

Person 1: I could never hurt another living creature
Person 2: ok
Person 1: except maybe like idk an evil scorpion that wants to kill kids… and eat dogs.
Person 2: wow what a total Golden Tree Feat.
Person 1: say niche internet subculture buzzwords to me again and I’ll wring your spine like a towel.

by TheBigRaccAttacc November 22, 2024