Gleching

A term that coincides with the term "jelqing".

Gleching is the act of inserting ones soft penis into the anus (colon) and getting an erection.

Doing so will stretch the penis in a way that it points downwards, as well as cause severe discomfort to those new to gleching.

*Note: long time "glechers" are more likely to not feel this discomfort as a result of their penile reshaping, therefore leading to a potentially pleasuring experience.

"Yooo, where's Todd been man? I haven't seen him in days."
"He's been on a twelve day gleching streak trying not to jork his shi."

"I've been gleching for a solid 5 days now and maxed out my cock arch."

by Butter on a Stick is back May 25, 2024

gleebleglorp

When ones glorpglap stops glorping.

"What the gleebleglorp? Where the glorp did my glab go?"

by feeI May 26, 2024

Gleeble Glorf

These are the most silly of cats that also devour human souls, and a ton of cat treats, while also being stupid

My gleeble glorf stole my soul when I slept

by Orphan Eater June 10, 2024

gleech

a gleech can be anything. mostly used as a adjective, but can replace any noun or verb too.

"i just won the lottery!"
"hey, thats so gleech!

"hey, could you pass me can of gleech" (soda)

"uhhh sorry guys, im gleeching right now, so i cant hang out."

by hotsexygleech June 18, 2024

gleach

actively indulging in the indie rock band known as 'glass beach'

gleacher: i was up gleaching so hard last night...
person: what errr the fuck

by imlilithmeow June 30, 2024

glen powell

there are no words except insanely handsome, funny, and let’s face it there are not enough words to describe a specimen as beautiful as he is

“glen powell is..”

“my husband. bye.”

by roostershangman July 5, 2024

Gleebie

A type of alien race that has a feline ancestry. Some Gleebies may have feline ears or tails, or maybe even whiskers.

There's a Gleebie living under my porch.

by whreibx November 5, 2024