Free Birdin' (Burden)

When your last child moves from home to go to college leaving the parents alone for the first time in years to explore the freedom and bliss of their next stage in life. Happier version of "Empty Nesters" which elicits a connotation of sadness and loss which is the opposite of a couple who is Free Birdin'

Mom and Dad are Free Birdin' (Burden) in Mexico...again. They so seem happy and more relaxed since I left for college. I wonder why?

by Bruno's Frank May 16, 2023

Free Thinker

Free thinking is when you say your thoughts out loud with no filter, whatever comes in your head comes out of your mouth. Having no regards for societal judgement and consequences but still considering the right morals. Being a Free Thinker doesn't mean you are ignorant to society, just not phased by it. Resist conformity towards societal norms of keeping thoughts to yourself by being free

Sean is such a free thinker he just says things that come to his head

by swervest October 23, 2022

Free Willy

The act of a guy going pee without touching his willy.

"Yeah bro there was no soap in the restroom"
"What did you do then?"
"I went free willy"

by Maurice the conqueror September 16, 2021

It's a free country

The greatest excuse known to man.

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"

by headshotcraft June 4, 2022

Free Joe

A term used when you have a friend named "Joe" in a meaningless relationship with a small annoying little boy which you desperately want Joe to leave. Even though "Joe" is not in prison, he is in a relationship similar to it.

I will scream free joe until it becomes the truth

by freejoeforsummer April 23, 2023

free kondom

when no mor school, clas over yee vri gondom

Mire : zavrsi casot deca.
da bois : free kondom

by kurotnazajak October 14, 2021

free breath

The first deep breath a person takes after they are released from prison or jail. The breath releases the anxiety and tension of life behind bars, but the breath is not really free. The person knows it’s just the start of trying to survive in life as an ex-con. prisoner, ex-con, felon, prison, jail, the big house, prison sentence, 25 to life, life sentence, death row, free breathe, freedom, incarceration, behind bars, locked up, lock down, up the river, free air

You have no idea what it felt like when I took that first free breath after 6 years behind bars. Oh no I do bro, I got out last week. It is an amazing feeling.

by joecoolthefool July 27, 2018