by Aria<3 February 05, 2021
A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.
Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
by Lady Monday November 02, 2006
Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
by ChrisD May 04, 2006
a shit eating whore monkey is a monkey that meets client for sex then eats feces while engaging in sex with client
by roblo July 07, 2011
Verb: to eat huge quantities of delicious food for the pure joy of eating
Commonly used by dieters and college students
Commonly used by dieters and college students
Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?
Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise
Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets
Dieter 2: Rock on!
Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise
Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets
Dieter 2: Rock on!
by TedDeadMan January 22, 2010
Olive "Jane I'm going to sam's house"
Jane "what are you going to do"
Olive "I'm going to eat out sam haven't you heard it's national eat pussy day"
Jane "what are you going to do"
Olive "I'm going to eat out sam haven't you heard it's national eat pussy day"
by National August 18, 2017
While pundering a tempting morsel, girlfriend becomes inpatient and says "its not going to eat itself"
by sailorbob June 21, 2008