wailing dick

(N) Any douche or chode guy who's yelling and/or pissing the hell out of people by drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to himself.

***Steelers vs Ravens game*****

Guy 1: YEEEAAAHHH GO PATRIOTS!

Guy 2: Fucking wailing dick...

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State Dick

Guy #1: Dude I got pulled over by a state patrol officer.

Guy #2: Ahhh man, gotta hate those state dicks!

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That guy has a really small wiener. He is a mosquito dick.

mosquito dick by Jefgg September 23, 2013

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An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.

Chocolate covered nipples!! Ohh my gawd!! That was a touch dick moment.

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A non-erect penis. Completely flaccid. Often the result of seeing a very unattractive woman.

"I looked at her and she gave me a doughy dick."

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Twink dick is when a skinny gay twink has a disproportionately large penis

“I couldn’t believe it. When I took off his pants he had a twink dick! It was almost as big as his thighs!”

twink dick by socalgay February 3, 2019

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A D1 Dick Rider is someone who continues to follow certain individuals because of their higher status (clout) in whatever environment they are in.

"yo that will kennedy kid is here"
"yeah fr he a D1 Dick Rider"
"nah fr fr facts on god on my mama"

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