The piece of toilet paper you lay down when your taking a dump so your dick doesn't rest directly on the seat.
Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house
Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs
Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs
by corymatthews February 18, 2011
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Get the Muffin dick mug.1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.
1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.
by Buckwheat Bones September 29, 2011
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Andrew: Don't be a Debbie Dick, Tim-Tim.
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Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.
by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007
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