Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Fuck Knuckle

The second knuckle of any digit when inserted into an orifice in a sexual manner.

I was fingdipin' this girl to the fuck knuckle after the baseball game the other day.

by elcapitandeganja October 18, 2013

Phantom Fucks

When you get fucked so hard and good that you still feel it even after they are long gone.

He is great in bed. He fucked me so good here gave me a case of the phantom fucks.

by EngineerPatterson December 11, 2022

Fuck around and find out

See: the scientific method.

'Please welcome the recipient of this year’s Nobel Prize. His groundbreaking work has stunned the world, defied expectations, and rewritten the rules. Tell us—how on earth did you arrive at this ?
'Fuck around and find out!'

by Jammosito May 14, 2025

Fuck boi

Jonathan Abele

Jonathen is a fuck boi

by Bodybagger78 June 16, 2016

Metro Fuck

Dero kids around the age of 12-16 , who hang around Australian bus interchanges , who obsessively wear Nike and Adidas clothing, generally wears bum/fanny packs to look cool and asks fellow people for cigarettes and consistenly says the word "cunt", "sick cunt", and "wanker".

hey let's not go to the interchange today, too many Metro Fucks there, can't deal with em.

by grungelover90 February 4, 2019

silly fucking

releasing sperm like silly string amongst the breasts.

I was silly fucking my step sisters tits

by 3D_waffel May 30, 2019