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Turtle

by TROLLKING9001 March 12, 2021
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swamp turtle

A gerentocratic member of government who has a reptuation for elitism, dishonesty, and possible clandestine backing from the permanent institutions of state and the bureaucracy, the military-industrial complex, or corporate lobbyists, popularly referred to as "the swamp."
I believe in truth and justice as the next guy, but the only way you this bill passed is by letting those swamp turtles water it down in committee and earmark it with pork.
by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022
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Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
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Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
by Honest2n March 23, 2024
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turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little
by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017
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Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.
I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.
by Fotindigo January 25, 2019
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Turtle

you have a pet turtle
by milo&benji March 9, 2020
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