Gooey turtle

What Sam's old lady does every night to him

She made gooey turtle right on his face

by LAP2023 January 17, 2023

The man

Thinking you're the greatest person on earth while actually being a huge tool

Aaron: Hey guy I'm the man
Me: No actually you suck at everything you do and you are a big piece of shit

by LAP2023 June 07, 2023