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The man
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Thinking
you're
the greatest
person on earth while
actually
being a huge tool
Aaron: Hey guy
I'm the man
Me: No actually you suck at
everything
you do and you are a big
piece of shit
The man
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LAP2023
June 7, 2023
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Gooey turtle
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What Sam's
old lady
does
every
night
to him
She made gooey
turtle
right on
his face
Gooey turtle
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LAP2023
January 17, 2023
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