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Penis Fly Trap 

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.
"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."
Penis Fly Trap by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017
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chinese finger trap

a Chinese finger trap is when a women is fucked from behind by one man whilst giving a blow job to another
she really got the Chinese finger trap last night

venus poop trap 

When your ass hairs catch your shit and becomes a tangled mess.
I took a shit and got caughr in my venus poop trap.
venus poop trap by Ras echo September 29, 2017

Chinese Wiener Trap 

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.
Chinese Wiener Trap by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017

Colombian Death Trap

When you’re at a Colombian party or club and you end up dancing with someone you don’t know or care to know, unfortunately you can’t stop dancing with this person until the song is done and the songs range from 6 to 15 minutes
Man that party was so awkward, I got sucked into a Colombian Death Trap and I almost couldn’t get out!

Runs the trap

Originally meant as the person who is in charge in a place where illicit drugs are sold. AKA a traphouse.

Also can mean, someone who is a bosslike figure or calls the shots somewhere or in some function, or is just a badass.
"Have you watched the new Game of Thrones episode?"
"Yeah, Barristan Selmy runs the trap."
"They thought he was sleeping' but he runnin' the trap."
Runs the trap by ronaldjcee January 6, 2018