toedick

a man with a cock like a toe

wominic has a toedick

toedick by wominic_the_toedick January 19, 2010

dick toes

When your foot phalangies(toes) are long and resemble a penis.

When my sister told me the opinion of the flip flops she tried on, i told her that her dick toes were coming out the sandal.

dick toes by Isaias S. June 22, 2008

toed up 

An incorrect derivation of the term "tore up". Now used to mean getting fucked up so bad that you have to lay down.

Bro, lets get toed up tonight.

toed up by Andre December 12, 2004

toesucker 

Someone who finds tremendous satisfaction in sucking someones toes, seen as an odd fetish, makes the toesucker the target of numerous insults

Peter: hey Alex I heard you sucked Emmas toes on the weekend, you sick fucking toesucker

toesucker by Padre March 14, 2008

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

toesie famine 

A scarce amount of toesies due to changing climate conditions ranging unsuitable for exposed feet.

Josh: Man, spring is almost here. Capris and flip-flops FTW!

Jordan: I know bro, but come winter a toesie famine is gonna hit...... of irish potato proportions.

toesie famine by binx117 February 27, 2009

White Toes 

White nail polish on toes is for pretty hoes..

•Guy- What’s up with all these girls with these white toes?

•Guy-Man you haven’t heard the saying?

•Guy-No.. What does it mean?

•Guy-WHITE TOES IS FOR PRETTY HOES❗️Only pretty bitches wear white toe nail polish.

White Toes by BamaGuh April 8, 2021