Turtle

A green reptile, who will steal you're girl. Men watchout

Turtle-Show bobs and vagene
Girl-oh yesssss.

by Biggie_cheese_the_forbidden_on December 9, 2017

Turtle

Seen a lot of nothing from these "definitions" of turtles but a turtle is a person who is mentally slow and retreats into their shell when called out on their BS

this turtle had the nerve to lie to my face and act like I wouldn't call her out

by Gamzeelmao February 15, 2023

Dem Turtles

A server filled with dummies (except donaven bc he is cool)

Dem Turtles is awesoem server 10/10

by CoolGuy1000005 August 24, 2021

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019

turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little

I made Samantha turtle pop last night it was awesome

by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017

turtling around

To move slowly or take forever to do something.

Omg, Abbie quit turtling around. Let's go!

by PandasBiscuit November 8, 2014