monkey rub

When a fat teach rubs her butt against something as they walk past.

Did you hear about that teacher that monkey rubbed that kid.

by Been Tooth August 3, 2015

Lanky Monkey

Some one with long arms and looks like a monkey facially.

That kid looks like an Lanky Monkey

by Grifflas May 3, 2010

monkey print

Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.

Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!

by Bulwinkle Jr. August 7, 2008

criddle monkey

Someone that gets high & jumps around like a little spider monkey.

Criddle Monkey

by Papa Bear Lloyd October 3, 2015

Monkey junky

A white female who is addicted to black cocks

Rachel is a monkey junky.

by Urlocalbeaner66 August 29, 2014

Monkey Rolling

Female oral sex.

I hooked up with this chick in a bar and went monkey rolling all night.

by crazyinternetguy December 16, 2010

Soggy Monkey

When one receives a very sloppy blowjob while the girl puffs out her cheeks (like a monkey), then when the dick is wet enough, slip it in her ear. Extra points if the ear drum is punctured.

Dude, i think my girl is deaf after we tried the soggy monkey last night!

by screaminluke July 10, 2011