take it lite 

To take things sportingly.

Take it lite, buddy !

take it lite by Amitas77 March 5, 2008

takes a pillage 

What was needed by Bush and his cohorts in order to remove all of the booty from everyone before he left office.

I takes a pillage to show the Americans what happens when they give me low ratings.

takes a pillage by Deborah June December 22, 2008

take it to the chat-box 

On Facebook, when a lengthy conversation via comments on a picture, note, or status moves to the Facebook Chat-Application.

Dave: We've been comment-talking for the past 20 minutes, let's take it to the chat-box...

take it to the chat-box by bobuel39791, A.K.A. Dr. Z February 1, 2009

takeaway tax 

when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.

guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!

takeaway tax by keys&peas April 14, 2009

Take my two 

When you make someone flinch, and consequently give them two punches in his/her arm. You must then wipe them off, by swiping your hand against that same arm twice.

Person 1: "Hey"
Person 2 makes a quick movement towards Person 1's genitals
Person 1 flinches
Person 2: "You flinched. I'll take my two."

Take my two by FreshProduce February 8, 2010

take the beach home 

referring to sand stuck in your crevices & orifices (i.e. ass, pussy)

wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"

take the beach home by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 20, 2011

Take it down an octave 

When used to address someone who is very angry, this phrase generally means "calm down" or "stop screeching" or "stop yelling." It notes that a person raises her voice in both tone and volume when she gets upset.

Sister: I can't believe you read my diary!
Brother: Whoa... Take it down an octave. It's not like I made copies of it for everyone at school. I only made copies for my friends!

Take it down an octave by MookieJam10 June 19, 2011