suicide stick 

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

suicide stick by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

hennessey stick 

An erection that arises from consuming the cognac Hennessey.

Damn man I gotta Hennessey stick, I'm ready to fuck that bitch.

hennessey stick by knowing is everything October 26, 2009

Murder Stick

A penis do large that it's painful and un-pleasurable for the female.

Douche: Man, she was screamin' last night in bed and I thought that it was from pleasure but it was just pain from my Murder Stick

Murder Stick by DCOgle August 24, 2014

Jizz on a stick 

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get laid/sleep with the gurl of their dreams.

Rubix-Cube "man that gurls Amayzing. I would definitely give her some Jizz on a stick, if she was keen.

Jizz on a stick by Roogie May 16, 2008

Orange Donut Stick 

Nasty rotton hiv infected saggy old musty ass nigga dick!

Colton be rockn that orange donut stick! :D

Orange Donut Stick by Cuntface Dickhole July 9, 2010

the beating stick 

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

the beating stick by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

fraggle stick car

response when something so bizarre happens that NO ONE knows what to say in response.

This phrase comes from the move BAD SANTA with billy bob thorton. a child sitting on his lap asks for a "fraggle stick car" which of course has no point of reference because the words FRAGGLE, STICK, and CAR have nothing to do with each other.

(two men witness a car speeding by that is on fire and has a goat behind the wheel while the driver sits on the roof smoking crack)

person 1: umm, wow. did you just see that?
person 2: fraggle stick car.
person 1: totally.

fraggle stick car by dasproteus June 25, 2009