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jordan bardella

a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.

He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.

He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.

Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...
by mangolovercats22 October 5, 2025
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Jordan

Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.
Jordan is a beautiful lady.
by VardanMarutyan October 10, 2025
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Jordan’s are typically very gay fags who take dick in the mouth or in the ass sometimes by male animals. They can sometimes not seem gay but you can tell if they dated a wrestler. And hide it but don’t be surprised if is bents over for a little to long to tie his shoes because it’s his secret sighs that he is hungry for some big dick!!!!!!!!!!
Bro,Saw Jordan’s thong sticking out today
Other person, yeah he is gay.
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Jordan Hub

Jordan Hub (noun —slang)

Meaning: A person who is crazy good at basketball. Someone who can hoop anywhere, any time, any court. A natural bucket. The type who pulls up and instantly becomes the star of the whole gym.
“Bruh a real Jordan Hub—drop 30 without even sweating.”

“Don’t pick him up unless you ready to lose. That’s a Jordan Hub right there.”

“Whole court went quiet when he walked in. They knew the Jordan Hub showed up.”

That nigga be ballin' like he in Jordan Hub I'm crying.”
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Jizzy Jordan

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg
It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!
by yolanda bang August 28, 2012
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Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes
Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
by Roaster23 January 8, 2017
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kory jordan

a fat dude with no girls.
Wow Kory Jordan has no swag what so ever.
by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017
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