I'm Singaporean

A sarcastic response to a false and or generally fucking stupid accusation

of any kind
Typically of political or racist varieties

Based on a genuine response from the CEO of TikTok Shou Zi Chew about alleged connections between ByteDance and the Chinese government brought up by US Senator Tom Cotton
Senator: Are you a Chinese Communist?

CEO: Senator, I'm Singaporean
by My Name Jeff but Epic March 20, 2024
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I'm a shoe

Person1: Yooo, I got a new car!!!
Person2: I'm a shoe
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I'm thinking I have the biggest crush on someone cant tell him his friends know constantly get shipped with him and well yeah hope he likes me back please say he does because I like him to the moon and back so yeah rizz I'm not quit a Jesus 'm more of an apostle I cant turn water into wine but I can turn you into mine well bye
do you know what I'm thinking the word is differed you know now so yeah
by crushing on people July 09, 2023
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I'm Immunized

An equivalent slang term to "Let's Go Brandon" when being asked about your non-vaccinated status about the current COVID-19 shot. This lawyer-like term is used because "it's none of your business" and "it is my choice" is no longer socially acceptable. Made popular by MVP Quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
MEDIA: "Hey Aaron, have you been vaccinated?"
AARON RODGERS: "I'm immunized."
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When someone is just kidding and they want you to arrive quickly.
Make like lightning McQueen. Kody, I'm just joshin dawg hurry up
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A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.
"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."
by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025
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i'm not about this game

The thing people say when they play a game so scary that they feel like bailing out.
*Plays FNaF 2*

"Bro, i'm not about this game man."
*Gets jumpscared and intense scream*
by awesome_kitty August 23, 2018
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