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Fat Baldy

aka Community Service Guy, a man who for some perverse reason becomes defined by his court ordered punishment. Despite being banned from Edinburgh city centre he is able to work on the city limits despite his court ordered ankle tag beeping as he passes the hermiston park and ride.
Fat Baldy had a quiet night in last night 3 bottles of buckie and 5 lines of coke.
by Daveee Reeeed January 17, 2009
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fat-ass

someone who slurps the beef out of a taco bell burrito
by bussy&weed December 11, 2019
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Paint Fat

A mix of wet paint and paint that is starting to dry.

Where you see it.

1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.

2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.
1) “I’ve been stirring this bucket and there’s a lot of paint fat mixing in.”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”
by There's s no I in Urban July 22, 2023
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Fat Bitching

The act of ignoring or intentionally not speaking to someone or/and not responding back to a message.
After spending the day together, all of a sudden now he's fat bitching me.
by Sirenschaos May 10, 2019
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Fat Nick'd

When your friend tags you in something you don't appreciate, so you unfriend their goofy ass.
Riley tagged me in some trash, he is going to be Fat Nick'd
by Conroy October 1, 2017
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Fat Fuck

Fat Fuck; When trying to have intercourse with a larger woman it’s hard to find the hole ? What you do is go 3 flaps forward, find the one that smells like shit and looks like curdled cottage cheese and go one flap back and your there!

“Fat” Fuck Get it
Tonight I’m gonna try my first Fat Fuck ! Hope Heather is understanding if I don’t get it right! I’ll bring Flowers!
by Amy Jae December 9, 2022
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Ramp Fat

A woman so large that you need a sex ramp in order to effectively penetrate towards her vagina.
James: "Dude, did you hit that ramp fat chick you brought home from the bar last night?"

Randy: "Totally, I lubed her up, and laid out my ramp and all that fat came right up and I got right through."
by Brock Sledgehammer September 9, 2011
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