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girls who eat carrots

a sentence said by one and only louis tomlinson referring to girls who like blowjobs. why he said girls? we don’t know! (we actually do, it’s called closeting) but what we know for sure is that man is gay as fuck.
Louis: i like girls who eat carrots

the whole fucking world: girls? you sure?
by killmymind28 June 17, 2021
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Eat shit and get wrecked

A other way to tell people to stop talking and go away, because I wants to hear the words come out of your mouth
John Doe was going off about trump, so I said “eat shit and get wrecked”
by Crow master Dave March 20, 2021
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cheese-eating surrender monkeys

1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.
Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?
by moofmonkey November 25, 2003
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dog eating hot sausages

the actions of a young lady performing rather vigorous oral sex on a man.
you should have seen her she went down on me like a dog eating hot sausages.
by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006
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A derogatory term used to refer to an American Republican who originally supported the war in Iraq but now is silent in the face of growing resistance to the war.
In 2003 Republicans and conservatives bashed the French for not supporting war against Iraq by calling them "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys".

Now that the Democrats control Congress, the same people offer only tepid resistance against growing calls for pulling American soldiers out of Iraq.

Example of usage:

Why are there no street protests by Republicans supporting the war? Is it because Republicans are just a bunch of cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys?
by xi_32 December 26, 2008
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Go eat a winky waffle

A phrase created to be used as a substitute for swearing at someone. Means basically the same as "fuck off," only it's school-appropriate.
Stupid Person: Hey, let me see your math homework. I didn't finish mine.

You: Dude, no one likes you. Go eat a winky waffle.
by Lady Monday November 4, 2006
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Girls who eat carrots

by Aria<3 February 5, 2021
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