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Useless, pathetic annoying talking donkeys 

When Princess Fiona goes away to marry Lord Farquaad, then shrek gives up and walks away. Donkey tries to encourage Shrek to come back to her and Shrek goes on a tizzy with Donkey as a way of letting his suppressed anger and sadness out.
Shrek: I live alone! My swamp! Me! Understand? Nobody! Especially USELESS, PATHETIC ANNOYING TALKING DONKEYS!

Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-

Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.
ahmed you donkey you fucked your own sister
donkey by missi li October 3, 2007

Ditch Donkey 

A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!
Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!

donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles
damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick
donkey dick by jason May 13, 2005

donkey dick

When you run up from behind someone, grab them by the shoulders and knee them really hard in the ass, hitting their tail bone.
"OWWWWW!!! huggies just donkey dicked me!"
donkey dick by huggies April 15, 2006