Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019
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what you are with one or multiple of your friends after the act of nutting in a cup after, before or at the same time of your friend or friend’s then mixing it splitting it into even portions and taking it like it’s a shot of vodka
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by Shivguy4u March 30, 2021
Friend 1: "K bro hear me out, *says the most criminal thing you've ever heard*"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"
Friend 2: "My brother in christ, wtf?"
by berriboy February 01, 2024
Slap your brother day
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