Ubuntu Beads

Ubuntu Beads are special African beads that have the ability to protect you from AIDS/HIV

"when I was fucking this hooker bareback, I thought oh shit AIDS! Then I remembered I had my Ubuntu beads so its all gravy"

by Hancock112 February 6, 2014

soda breading

The process of using Irish Soda bread as a mop to dry up all the slivit that is created after sleeping with a friend/colleagues mother. Then the damp soda bread is deep fat fried and giving to said friend or colleagues mother as a keep sake.

Listen, I apologize, I did not mean to but I had to start soda breading.

by whos_your_paddy November 17, 2014

baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.

Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!

by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014

gig bread

Money made from working.

Im making dat gig bread till 9. I'll call you when I get off

by buddabudda___ December 29, 2014

tomorrows bread

freshest of the fresh

OOOOWEEEEE after that fresh cut I feel like tomorrows bread

by TimE March 18, 2015

Makin' bread

Self pleasing yourself AKA masturbation

John : hey Jimmy, watcha doing over there?

Jimmy : Makin' bread ;)

by nzninja99 April 12, 2015

hooker beads

True definition of Mardi Gras beads, according to Crystal

Those hooker beads really make your eyes sparkle .

by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015