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Frozen banana pop 

the sexual act of collecting enough semen to fill up a condom and then the said condom is frozen. Once the semen is frozen the condom is removed and only the penis shaped semen popsicle is left and inserted into a woman's vagina while she is sleeping. by the time she wakes up the semen pop is melted and the sperm has reached her ovaries.
My girlfriend cheated on me so to get back at her i gave her a frozen banana pop to get her pregnant without her ever knowing.
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weed banana explosion 

When weed is shoved deep inside ones penis, resulting in a "weed banana." Next, have extremely rough intercorse until you just can't take it anymore. Release that delicious mixture of semen and weed in a powerful explosion that rips open a whole in space time and causes the world to become nothing but weed.
Dude, i just had a weed banana explosion last night with Jessy!
The friend says nothing because he is dead.

Mambo dogface to the banana patch? 

A nonsensical phrase coined by Comedian Steve Martin back in the 1970s from his comedy album "Wild and Crazy Guy" on how he would teach kids wrong words so that they would mystify their teachers. In his joke, he teaches a child instructions on how to ask to use the bathroom with the phrase "Mambo dogface to the banana patch?". The teachers would be completely confused by this phrase. Apart from Steve Martin, his phrase was also used by adults who grew up during that time to mimic "gibberish", like people trying to talk while drunk or having had a stroke or cognitive disorder. It would mostly be used by persons who were teens or young adults in the late 1970s who were familiar with Martin or Saturday Night Live during that time period.
I was so groggy from the anesthesia that I was replying "Mambo Dogface to the banana patch?"

French Banana 

A sex act between two lesbians. A French Banana occurs when two lesbians use a strap on dildo and then proceed to go ass to mouth with it.
Wow, that porno was intense... one dyke gave the other one a French Banana
French Banana by Peter J. Blidge January 9, 2008

tummy banana 

He was so turned on by me, I saw his tummy banana!
tummy banana by tummy banana April 13, 2004

ana banana boo 

a cute name for a cute girl...always hot,badass,her curves stop and start like a sexy smooth rollercoaster and stutters periodically during conversations. Normally found roaming from Texas to Arkansas they migrate to the north during autumn and spring times..and makes you go boioioioing

WARNING:should be appreciated to fullest..sweet girls are a dieing breed
Lisa : Girl they just aint no more ana banana boo's 'round no more
Kelly : yeah so sad..they were awesome..sooo you got any more yogurt?
Lisa: no..
Kelly: Lets explore our sexual fantasies!!

Brazilian Banana Bang 

When a nigger eats a banana, then takes the peel and ducttapes it to his dick and uses it as a condom.
Nigger 1: "Did you hear Stephonda is pregnant?"
Nigger 2: "Yeah, Why?"
Nigger 1: She got Brazilian Banana Banged!