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Little friend

A way to refer to someone's penis without using the word itself.
Your little friend was great in bed last night.
by Know-it-all2005 June 11, 2016
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friend-failed

When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.

The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"

"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."

"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
by pavicnat January 10, 2012
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friends up

adj. the initiation phase of a new friendship
Jeremy, when did you become friends up with Josh?
by limesparx March 14, 2011
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starter friends

People that you use as temporary friends while adjusting to a new environment (i.e. first semester of college, new place to live) with the intention of ditching them to find more long-term friends.
Once I got into a fraternity second semester, I totally ditched my starter friends.
by thebiglib September 8, 2011
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Disco Friends

1. Like your friends, but on drugs.

2. When friends take drugs together such as Molly or Shrooms 3. Friends who do drugs together
We always roll together, we are disco friends
by AllyHan September 22, 2011
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conditional friend

individual friends of a couple are conditional friends of each other because after the breakup they have to be only friends with their original friend
"I can't talk to John as I and Danny have broken up, he was my conditional friend.
by inskisspiss June 6, 2018
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online friends

polu+jas
even doe we are continents apart
and time zones apart
but we still make the time
and hopefully one day we will meet
omg look its the online friends polu and jas
by fuckvalorant March 14, 2022
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