When a person makes the motion of pushing in the clutch while pretending to be switching gears on a car with an automatic transmission.
Donald applied his air clutch when he switched from 1st to 2nd gear on his automatic transmission truck, pretending to be driving a stick shift.
by AmberJogsHerMemory January 31, 2018
Get the air clutchmug. When you want someone at work to go away, and look like an ass. you send them to supply to ask for a box of A I R. a box of air, or for you black guys, an empty box.
black guy no. 1: " yo, this stupid cracker just gave me a box of AIR fo free!"
black guy no. 2: " open it, nigga!"
black guy no. 1: "dumbass cracker forgot to put it in here!"
black guy no. 2: " open it, nigga!"
black guy no. 1: "dumbass cracker forgot to put it in here!"
by not beer May 22, 2013
Get the AIRmug. The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022
Get the Nostril Air Redirectionmug. Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:
"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air
"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air
"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air
"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air
"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air
--Off the air
"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air
"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air
"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air
"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air
by APW December 6, 2006
Get the off the airmug. by the_man_of_no_words September 26, 2017
Get the air force bluemug. 
