Poop piss

When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.

"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"

"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."

by NotChicago April 01, 2017

No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)

Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.

by BigBlackCow July 08, 2020

squirt poop

An explosion of liquid ass out of your butthole. Normally goes hand in hand with cramps and a firey sensation in your butt.

Yo, I went to Taco Bell the other day. It didn't sit well with me, I had squirt poop all night!

by kd2950 June 24, 2019

poop cereal

When you swap someone's grape nuts cereal with litterbox cakes and have their drunk and/or high friend consume it.

My friend was a dick so I served him some poop cereal

by Mortasaurus January 12, 2014

poop madness

When you have to poop so badly, you can’t focus on anything except finding the nearest toilet.

Don’t bother Eric right now... He’s got poop madness real bad

by fishochist May 01, 2021

Gentleman's Poop

A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.

"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"

by A Gentleman Who Poops December 09, 2011

poop snooker

Anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop snookered

Hey baby, you down for some poop snooker tonight?

by CapTim November 19, 2008