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fart jar

A jar containing fart!
Selling fart jars, only $6 a jar! Get yer' fresh smelly fart-in-a-jar here!
by Naviness September 24, 2006
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fart pillow

Practical Joke involving farting on a pillow, then briefly smothering someone with said pillow. A variation of that old classic, the Ducth Oven.
A good fart pillow involves the perpetrator shouting "FART PILLOW!!" at the top of their voice when doing the deed.
by Charlie Amos January 16, 2008
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Fart call

Where you call some one on the phone and when they answer it you fart into the phone and then hang up.
It is done as a prank call or when someone pisses you off and you can't put into words how you feel ect.
John's still pissed off because I'm dating Kathy. I'm still getting fart calls from him.
by Deep blue 2012 December 8, 2009
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Cum fart

When one man ejaculates presumably in another males bootyhole, the other man then begins farting until it spews out like a volcano. At this point he does a backbend letting it leak out into a bowl pre filled with his favorite cereal and then eats it as a desert.
Come on Robert I’m hungry let’s cum fart
by Kamron the meme man March 15, 2018
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fart blaster

a large protruding usually somewhat muscular ass
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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Neck Fart

To imitate in an extremely authentic manner various fart sounds by creating an airtight seal on your partner's neck...usually performed shortly after both parties have experienced an orgasm as a comic relief to the utter seriousness of the sexual act that just took place.

While this can be performed while not involved in sexual activity, it is usually more successful during sex as you are able to pick the most unexpected moment to strike.
Last night after several hours of sex with my girl, I decided to trip her up with a gigantic Neck Fart.

It sounded so lifelike and disgusting, you could almost taste the butt funk wafting through the air.
by c@pper April 18, 2009
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fart nugget

the nugget size turds that are blown out of your butt when you fart
that dog over there just made a fart nugget
by tails4u May 20, 2011
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