bear holding a shark

A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction

jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death

by christofer1 May 17, 2014

Koala Bear Hugging

When one person, usually the girl, wraps their legs around the hips of the guy.

"Did you see Sam koala bear hugging that guy?"

by lithpingithfun February 8, 2017

The Kentucky Bear Man

A mythical creature who lives in Frackville, Pennsylvania. Can be spotted in Laurel ridge and at the tain. If you come across the Kentucky bear man, do not be alarmed. He is made of booze and creatine.

Oh my good god, was that the kentucky bear man?
Yes, he looks pretty big and obliterated.

by jjacav13 December 5, 2021

Purple Polar Bear

A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.

Man, I must have gotten in too deep, because she reached back and gave me the purple polar bear.

by Purple balls of fire April 20, 2010

Baby bear moment

when something happens and it works out just right

Wow its the perfect temperature today
Yah man its definitely a baby bear moment.

by Grimm Brothers April 12, 2011

Weaving the bear loom

When someone rakes their fingernails through your thick back hair during sex.

Dude, that chick was a freak, straight pro at weaving the bear loom.

by _PoohBear January 14, 2010

two bear mambo

Two strong adversaries engaged in a battle both will ultimately loose.

The senator realized he had no choice but to engage in the two bear mambo with his counterpart across the aisle.

by That’s what oasis February 13, 2018