smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

Incense can still smoke better

It's a typical Hindu Buddhism phrase that basically says I'm high on life yeah cool Buddhist fashion.

master: Did you not turn on the light it clicked and the switch used the electrons?.

Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.

by Wow,you know, March 12, 2023

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 04, 2009

Smoking pine cones

Often associated with marijuana and cigarettes, smoking pine cones is used by older teachers when trying to be hip and edgy. Could also be a marijuana shroom, to be further researched.

“Come on kids, let’s go get those marijuanas, smoking pine cones is all the rage, eh!?!”

by That cool teach’ October 31, 2017

human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.

The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.

by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022

imaginary smoke

Imaginary smoke is when a bitch try to put u down but u don’t know who she tryna beef with.

Girl posted on twitter:

“Omg I got a big problem with Latto, so bitch I want ALL the smoke!!”

Lattos’ friend: “girl somebody said they got beef with u!”

Latto: “She said she got a problem??? hahHAAAAAhaha, dats imaginary smoke right there!”

by DATGUR1REN August 11, 2023

Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape pen, or another similar device out of your Girlfriend's asshole whilst eating her out, and blow the vapor into her vagina. When she orgasms, she will then proceed to blow the vapor out of her vagina, similar to the likes of a Smoke Machine.

Dude, I burned my girlfriend's asshole last night doing the smoke machine. She is super pissed at me.

by Faded11 December 07, 2019