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The ball bum thumb

A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!
Man I cant give Brad cant drive anymore, the ball bum thumb got him again!!!
by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019
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The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.
She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
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World Champion Thumb Wrestler

In the context of an online dating profile this means a guy with a thumb sized penis that masturbates constantly
by Lzeb October 2, 2019
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New Fashioned Thumb Around

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.
by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019
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Dennis J Thompson

A known buff, a rube of sorts. A Country bumpkin like fellow.
Boy, that Kenny O’Connor really pulled a Dennis J Thompson on a bunch of boobs looking at Facebook.
by Scott Pak December 9, 2020
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Cutlip’s Thumb

When you’re born without thumbs, so the doctors use a deceased bodies big toes to supplement your missing thumbs.
You can’t even notice that you suffered from Cutlip’s thumb when you were younger.
by Thumb Doctor January 16, 2021
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The Green Thumb

Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.
My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.
by SoxOnFox March 28, 2021
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