The short burst squirt

When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.

It got messy after we did the short burst squirt.

by Daddyajthelord March 13, 2024

strawberry shortcake

when you have wet good sex while she's on her period:)

"do you want to have sex?" "can't I am on my period". "I don't care". your a strawberry shortcake! *MOANS*

by good at fucking April 15, 2024

flowy short method

when one wears flowy shorts for easy access of said hole during intercourse.

“We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”

“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”

by Glitter Squirt Queen April 18, 2024

Strawberry shortcake

Sponge cake, topped with glazed strawberry and whipped cream

I rocked her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake.

by Regiwegi June 4, 2024

Strawberry shortcake

Giving a woman a cream pie while her period

“I gave Stacy a strawberry shortcake last night”

by UrMom_69420 December 10, 2024

Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.

Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it

by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025

Going short bus

The act in which you declare you are about to go so stupid that it can only be described as going short bus.

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and went short bus

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and in doing so he was going short bus with the swear words.

by Sex master 2000 April 3, 2025