sweaty poops

After a long, hard day of yard work you go inside, grab a lemonade, get paid, and take a big shit.

Man, those sweaty poops were better than a jazzersex session. Guess the yard work was worth it!

by Merriam EBster August 26, 2015

Poop-a-Loop

Verb Phrase The act of pooping in a loop or in spirals.
Noun aka. Poop Loop.

Nikki- Man, I need to Poop-a-Loop... bad.
Hunter- Good luck!

by PB&Fan April 11, 2010

poop snooker

Anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop snookered

Hey baby, you down for some poop snooker tonight?

by CapTim December 9, 2008

brain poop

when you have to poop so bad you poop you brain

i just brain poop

by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019

Poop Dong

The most Savage, zero fuck giving, dick smashing, homophobic meat gazing faggot you could only ever dream about dreaming of. Literally the god of all gods. Hands down the finest nut gobbling human to ever walk this shit ass planet that your pathetic self calls earth. You will never in your life be able to fathom the pure awesomeness that a poopdong contains in a single pube strand from their taint. Imagine the smallest dick having pussy Wrangler you know, and multiply them by infinity plus ten thousand of Ron Jermeys' beat up cocks. That's not even a fifth of what a new born poop dong is at birth. Shortly after a poopdong is born, Jesus Christ himself comes down to the temple and sucks a fart straight from their butt hole, not only out of respect, but for the pure joy in doing such an amazing act of kindness. Having the pleasure of living during the same century as a poopdong is not only a miracle in itself, but a fuckin god send to all you butt hole licking sister fuckers.

Hey Jesus, it's Santa. All I want for Christmas is to inhale a burp through a bendy straw from you after you suck a fart from a newborn poop dong. -Santa

by Poop Dong Inc. December 7, 2017

No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)

Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.

by BigBlackCow July 8, 2020

minty poop

When you take a shit and brush your teeth While on the toilet

My stomach was aching but I had to brush my teeth so I took a Minty Poop

by Espidermon321 July 10, 2018