gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

Block Freak

A person who checks every block in a mario game.

"Why are you being such a block freak?!" "Play the game!"

by andle2 June 1, 2023

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

Gummy block

A male inserts a gummy bear into his urethra and begins to masturbate. He then comes, shooting out the gummy bear along with the semen into an ice tray or preferred container. He then places it in a freezer and voila, he has a gummy block.

What did you do last night dude?
Nothing much bro just made a gummy block

by Masterqueef27 September 11, 2022

zilla from da block

Someone who is straight off the block killing shit and beating every odd against him.

He had nothing and turned it into something he is a Zilla from Da Block.

by Creator Pseudonym November 23, 2021

Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

Texters Block

Similar to writers block. Texters block refers to not knowing what to send or type in a conversation via text.

Me: I'm not dry, I just have texters block.

by WaterBooks June 30, 2024