Cat Penis

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into chunks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually found in the hood.

He got so wasted on the Cat Penis he was up for 2 days.

by PortalX Crew September 18, 2008

Swedish Cat

A Caucasian women from Sweden that has very chiseled features and resembles a cat and hunts for black men.

Damn look at that Feline. Nah that's a Swedish Cat.

by ufe October 20, 2006

asshole cat

noun | lint found in a person's anus.

"Someone forgot to flush and there's an asshole cat on their shit!"

by peter25 December 29, 2008

Cat Brandywine

Cat Brandywine (Center for Arts and Technology... Brandywine), is, as it's name suggest, a place where Artist and Nerds gather to consume gratuitous amounts of alcohol. At Cat Brandywine (or CAT for short) one should be prepared for scenes and sights depicting large sweaty men and... artist(?) engaged in sexual relations. Mostly because of the alcohol. But also because of the trees in the area, the trees give off a sort of hypoallergenic hallucinogen euphemism that stops some brain function. If one is considering visiting CAT, it would be wise to park your vehicle nearby (like in Coatesville), otherwise you can expect your preferred method of transportation to be "booted" (tossed into the pits of hell). CAT, though dangerous, can be a place of enjoyment though, with the right sense of humor and a lot of patiences. Oh so much patiences.

I went to CAT everyday as a lad and now I'm gay!

One does not simply walk into Cat Brandywine, one dances.

This one time as CAT I the whole the entire place!

I would take you to CAT, but I would rather not have my car burned in hell.

Going to CAT is like when you use your teeth to clean out the grime under your finger nails. It's just so very attractive and everyone will think you are cool/clean!

by The Man Who Never Was January 10, 2011

cat slap

sneaking up behind a cat an slapping at without it seeing you

sneak up and cat slap!

by Alex Cullen January 20, 2009

young cat

a magical person& a person who attracts old people with big hips ;D

wow did you see that old person checking out that young cat?

by ON =) March 28, 2005

Av cat

a member of the Av Cats, a gang of pussies what reside in Avalon (Australia). They enjoy catwalk fashion shows, surfing in tight pink hot pants, having the shit beat out of them by Newport Scum and rimming each other.

Dude, check out that kook in the surf, he's clearly got tickets on himself. He is an Av Cat too. What a fucking pussy.

by The Dish Liquer February 28, 2009