think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.
Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.
Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.
Human-1: i empathize with that.
Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-
( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -
( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -
( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -
( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )
Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.
Human-1: i empathize with that.
Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-
( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -
( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -
( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -
( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )
by smoke.knows.more January 01, 2023
Going to a wet baseball diamond and pushing eachother until one person is left standing. They are crowned as the World Champion Mud Brawler.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
A term used by police in Mount Vernon NY (Murderville) for chasing black folks off of the corners. Otherwise you have to listen to their soul full lament (Ghetto Blasters) and clean up the dead bodies in the morning which is VERY annoying.
Derived from walking up to a fish pond where the mud frogs are hanging out. They see you and jump in the water to keep from getting caught.
Derived from walking up to a fish pond where the mud frogs are hanging out. They see you and jump in the water to keep from getting caught.
Sergeant Joe said to police officer Mario "Get to mud frogging I can't hear the police radio over this rap music"
by Joedecop September 21, 2014
by Sexydimma January 21, 2023
A lifestyle, one doesn’t just acquire a mud gut. You must travel to the streets of North Albert and overcome many tribulations. A mud but is a leaky anus of stewing goodness of goop.
by WillyWankyBoobyPoopy June 05, 2023
"You're acting like a total stick in the mud." -Lois Griffin
"Is that some kind of gay slur?" -Peter Griffin
"Is that some kind of gay slur?" -Peter Griffin
by Pogger_Champ May 28, 2021
The sexual act of defecating around the penis, patting the feces into a hut-like formation around the shaft while leaving the head sticking out like a chimney so that the ejaculation may emulate a smoke-like effect.
by SquidManJones December 13, 2023