horse fire

It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.

Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.

Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?

Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.

Morty: A what?

Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.

Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?

Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!

Morty: Yea but..

Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!

by WolfgangSpartacus May 10, 2021

Jolly Horse

When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider

I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse

For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse

by m3rkv3l0c1ty July 17, 2022

Horse Girth

Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.

Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth

by PandasPaw July 21, 2022

Horse cock

When your arms are absolutely shredded asf

Lad look at these absolutely massive horse cocks

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022

Chonkey Horse

A misidentified cow

*pointing at a cow* Look at that chonkey horse

by kempykemp August 6, 2022

Horse Digger

Basically someone who dates another person mainly because they dig their horse more than the person.

Yar is dating Dldar because he has a horse

she’s such a horse digger it’s unbelievable!

by TheCoolerTwin June 19, 2022

swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.

There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island

by Criminal47 August 11, 2022