French kissing Sanchez

When you’re eating ass and your partner has a hemorrhoid.

I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.

by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021

French Horn

When head is being received and you also have a fist in your ass, much like the playing of the french horn.

Guy 1: What were you doing with your girl last night?
Guy 2: She gave me the French horn treatment

Guy 1: Ahhh dude I love that shit

by TheTubaPlayer February 3, 2021

French welcome

When a French expat wants to move back to France, the government requirements are far greater than moving out.

When I go back to my country. I’ll get a French welcome

by CrispyKriz February 7, 2021

french fan

As opposed to the "Dutch Oven" the french fan is when you lift the blankets and fan the flatulent into ones face.

"Last night I gave her a french fan and she almost puked"

by Dredawg420x February 10, 2021

Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.

Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.

by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021

French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers

Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15

by Mescalino February 21, 2021

Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021