#fakeness

the state of being fake

what’s scary bout success is all the bullsheeeet that comes with it. #fakeness

by BumStatusYo January 10, 2019

triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

by kribba April 18, 2024

Fake friends

Fake friends are something you do not want to have! They will seriously hurt you. They get mad when you hang out with other people. They leave you whenever you have a problem. And they ALWAYS talk shit behind your back. If you see anyone being fake ditch them!

Person 1: “Did you hear that Blanket is talking bad about spoon!”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends”
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”

by You left me December 8, 2018

Fake

Someone that finds a lot of items in their refridgerator that aren't real.

Everything and everyone around her wasn't what it said it was, to her, the world was a fake one, though nothing about her was fake or superficial, in her mind.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

Fake ass mf

someone who you put ur trust into and they go back on their word bc influence of others.the fake ass fuck cant tell them shit and cant be around them

I told ava some shit and told her to not tell anyone and then she goes out to tell the whole gang fake ass mf

by Mr tong with the bong February 1, 2021

Fake make

When you don't actually make the bed. Instead you just throw the comforter over the the top to make it appear made. "Fake Make"

Oh honey you made the bed today! Nope. You just did a fake make

by call me jubs September 24, 2017

Fake Friend Day

It’s June 20th so post fake friends, get them back for all the fake shit they ever did. Time to celebrate all the trifling ass hoes!

A: Post your fake friends or old fake friends.
B: Why?
A: Because it’s Fake Friend Day!

by BigDiddity June 19, 2022