deadbeat dad 

when he went to the store to buy milk 15 years ago

my deadbeat dad went to the store 15 years ago and hasn't got back yet.

deadbeat dad by big wock November 1, 2018

Your Dad

1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.

"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag

Your Dad by The Legend Scumbag December 3, 2018

summer dad 

Someone who’s in a adulterous relationship with another persons mom during the summer. In places such as a house, a car, dollar general, etc.

Summer dad works at dollar general. Logan’s mom is with summer dad.

summer dad by Dgm December 18, 2018

youtube dad 

the dad if you dont have a dad! The one that teaches you stuff that your father would've teached you, but on youtube. For example how to change the motor oil or to replace a fuse in the fuse box! This father doesnt give you love but he really helps.

i dont have a dad, but i have a youtube dad that teaches me dad-stuff.

youtube dad by hypn1c December 25, 2018

Hot Dad

the definition of Hot Dad is landon seif; a very hot guy. hot dad is being defined as a big hot guy who you want

did you see that landon seif over there he is such a Hot Dad

Hot Dad by holl123 January 1, 2019

New Dad 

Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be

Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .

Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too

New Dad by Newdad January 5, 2019

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife 

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019