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classy alcoholic

Two words used to describe an individual that is a closet alcoholic. Some symptoms include drinking on Sundays, Weekdays, they are loud, and they think they are the "bees Knees". Typically these individuals think they live fabulous Lifestyles but in reality they suck and nobody likes them or wants to be around them.
slut 1: its Sunday night what should we do?
slut 2: lets go to scottsdale and act like movie stars and drink malt liquor
slut 1: great idea! i hope i get laid by a nigger tonight because im a classy alcoholic
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Clast

A full body cast that is worn for a lifetime. Used in the event of a terrible accident or the lack thereof a skeletal structure.
Our uncle was in a clast after the motorcycle accident. Thanks to the clast, he lived a productive life.
by Sandy December 20, 2004
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Cass Tech

A shitty school located in the middle of Detroit surrounded by druggies. Everyone acts like this school is so high and mighty- when it's actually filled with retards. Cass has never been number 1, despite the motto. Just like the false motto, everything promised about this school is false. The students are fake and the teachers are deadbeat and slump work. The guys are wannabe thugs and the girls are all slutty as fuck. One time two kids got caught fucking in the stairwell. So much for an education if you're gonna get STDs, lol! Even though it's a school of color, the students are still segregated by race. The music taste is deplorable, the security is just sad with their broken metal detectors, and the bathrooms stink of either shit or weed. It's all bark but no bite, just like the city it's in. There's an air of massive ego and depression wafting around the nasty roach infested halls. Low scores are glorified, and there is no learning or programs. It's just a bunch of useless work given by lazy teachers. The Student Body is so diverse that it's not diverse anymore. The students go from egotistic "geniuses" to popular hoodrats with STDs to weird quiet kids that stick to the loosely kept uniform rule. Admin cares more about girls' thighs than actually checking bags for weapons. The entire building is a clown factory and all it produces is an unfunny joke.

If you want to come out crazy without any hope, go to Cass Tech! Ass Tech number 1, second to everyone babyy
"OMG! I finally graduated middle school. Should I apply to Cass Tech?"

"No, Cass Tech is Ass. I graduated and look at me, I'm mentally ill. Don't repeat my mistakes. Just go to Ham High."

"Damn. Thanks for the warning bro, appreciate."
by BrUbHuru December 10, 2021
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Wrestling Trivia Clash

WTC is just a weird fucking server. Like, it has a pretty weird staff, weird role colors, and it it's honestly just a Bloodrayne Ripoff. Seriously. I know that you can count other servers like WTS and Pillars Bloodrayne Ripoffs, but they have their own style to it. Wrestling Trivia Clash is legit the exact copy of Bloodrayne, except with a different name. It's just a pretty bad server to be in.
Jim: Have you heard about Wrestling Trivia Clash?
Local: Yes, i heard one of their employees, a 10 fucking year old employee murdered a dog?
by XCraft May 6, 2021
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Cless

Commonly uses in video games to let other players know they are still clanless.
With that attitude you'll stay cless for a long time.
by Wh00ps October 10, 2008
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Classy

Another way of saying tipsy, or A heavy buzz, but not completely intoxicated.
Dude, i went to Matt's place last night to play some pong, and got incredibly classy.
by Archie89 April 1, 2009
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