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Somerset Bandage

A “bodge-job” medical technique where kitchen roll is duct taped over the abrasion.
“We don’t have First Aid Kits here lad, use a Somerset Bandage and suck it up
by Somerset 7 November 22, 2022
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buoy band

n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.

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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?

By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.
by gnostic3 December 5, 2022
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half band kid

A kid named Eric who somehow got sucked into the band kid crowd
Band kid 1: yo who’s this guy?

Band kid 2: oh it’s Eric, he’s a half band kid

Band kid 1: oh sick
by WormSoul December 13, 2022
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After band

A band formed with music as an afterthought , the main focus of an "After band" is typically to pick up girls . An "After band" can typically be identified as by a focus on images and presents of the so called band itself typically before the release or mentioning of music at all.
"Such a poser! definitely started *band name* as an After band he even tried to hit on me after his show"
by M.Mardy January 26, 2023
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Staldy baldy

Its bald but cooler yo
All the cool kids r sayin it
Damn avert your eyes man that guy over there mustve polished his staldy baldy recently.
by Soggy stu February 13, 2023
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Was-band

An ex husband that you’re now dating again. He was your husband now he’s your boyfriend.
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a married man considered in relation to his spouse.
"she and her husband are both retired"

Was-band:
Ex Husband boyfriend being the same person.

My was-band is making us a dinner reservation for tomorrow night at the local diner.
by Monkeytrouble77 February 14, 2023
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Marching Band

An activity that takes up a hell of a lot of time. Sometimes it feels like burning in hell, but it feels pretty incredible when you perform your show really well. By the end of the season, you and your section and basically blood relatives. Also, just for the record, marching band is NOT a sport (even though it’s a lot more difficult than half of them).
I have marching band all week, yippee.
by DarkDiction049 March 28, 2023
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