Cock Block

the partition between two urinals in a pulic restroom
Man, it's a good thing there was a cock block in the men's room at the San Francisco airport. I didn't want any guy checking out my junk.
by Steven Herraiz July 01, 2014
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Cock Block

A Cock Block is some who is a compete cunt but also blocks you out
You're being a complete Cock Block today Harry
by ovlavla March 31, 2016
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cock block

Oh you were cock blocked? By who? ... Oh! Robbie Burns was there..
by BoysNYC May 26, 2012
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Cock block

“Man I was trying to get this girls number but I got cock blocked

“Oh did abbie get in the way”
by Abbie Snelling June 09, 2019
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Aegis Block

The Aegis Block is the counter to the well known posiden's kiss which countless members of today’s society will have sadly endured. The Aegis Block is the most effective way to block the kiss of posiden.
Used by placing several sheets of toilet paper on the water of the toilet before defecating. By doing this you will have successfully pulled off the Aegis Block
by Elfazoid April 20, 2018
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Stump blocked

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration
by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021
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Writer's Block

A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.

Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.
"Bob: Is Jeff finishing that book?
Jane: No, he told me he has Writer's Block."
by Potat 1 August 12, 2022
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