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I FUCKING HATE NAZIS

When you FUCKING HATE nazis because fuck nazis, that's why
1: I FUCKING HATE NAZIS

2: same tbh
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Fuck it pappys

A term used to describe to someone that life doesn't matter anymore, you don't know who you are anymore, you could really give two shits about anyone or anything, and basically want to get shwasted in a way that breaks world records.
I was supposed to get married to my wife but "fuck it pappys"

I went to talk to the marine officer about joining and he started rambling about procedures and discipline, so I walked out whilst saying "fuck it pappys"
by Lcs finest August 18, 2014
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Fucked on

really drunk, high or in any state where you cannot calculate 2 + 2.
Synonyms include: druck, high, flicked, toasted, zonked, fried, baked, seitzed, tore up, zooted
Wow alex, after that gb I am really fucked on.
by Mercer Slang November 17, 2021
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fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
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Fair fucks

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»
Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»

My friend - «fair fucks...»
by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020
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AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
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Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018
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