Five O's of Driving

There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.

-Old
-Ovaries
-Oriental
-Out of town
-On the phone

The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.

by dogstar May 05, 2009

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Marv-o

The action of moving your arms over your opponents shoulders and lightly grazing thier nipples

"Yo, dat dude just got Marv-o'd"

by Dancindawrf April 06, 2016

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Alma O

to commit a cold-Hearted treasonous act upon which you not only screw over your friends and family...but the people that you work for and the old people that live in the retirement home for which you work.

Wow dude! you really pulled an Alma O. back there by stealing all that money from the retirement home.

by The man who knows and sees all October 07, 2012

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guitar queer-o

adjective,
its when you have guitar hero1,2, and 3 and you play it every day of your life and you beat the game in 2 days or less

WARNING-if 2 or more of those apply to you have some-one hide the game for a long period of time

did you hear monica broke up with greg cuz he was turning into a guitar queer-o!!

by hot zizzle January 20, 2008

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choc-o-hawk

to squeeze a turd out vertically over a willing partner's head while getting a blowjob, in the form of a mohawk. usually administered in a 3-point stance.

I paid some prostitute to let me give her a choc-o-hawk at the truck stop last night.

by Turbo Mack December 11, 2008

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