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Vagina tea bag

Being immersed in face full of vagina, similiar to tea bagging but requiring a lower squat from the tea-bagger.
The tea-bagee will ideally be lying face up on the floor or bed awaiting the tea bagger who is pantsless to sit on their face.
Also often called clam-shelling.
I went out with Anna last week and after throwing me down on the bed and removing her clothes she vagina tea bagged my face so well that I could hardly breath.
by Flea77 December 15, 2011
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Vagina Propulsion System

Dude, check out that chicks VPS!
VPS?
Vagina Propulsion System. Leads to the glory land!
by Iben Wakenoff July 15, 2016
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national vagina day

On April 19th you have to get pussy. It has to be consensual and cannot be illegal.
Boy one: hey it’s national vagina day can I fuck the living shit outta you

Girl one: sure just as long as it’s consensual and not weird

Boy one: AWESOME
by anonymous November 15, 2020
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Right Hand Vagina

-noun-

The most powerful female under a man.

The most trusted vagina to a male that is in power of something.

The woman with whom someone of power relates to best

An attractive female who is most trusted by a man to make decisions in his absence

Often referred to as RHV
Martin was really busy today so he had his Right Hand Vagina make his minor decisions

When he took over, he appointed his Right Hand Vagina to take care of all the little things he didnt give a fuck about.
by Furbyattack February 23, 2011
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old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.
that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!
by willie989 January 18, 2010
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3 sided vagina

A triangle shaped vagina that is every man's dream.
That's quite the snatch you have there. Of course it is... it's because it's a 3 sided vagina.
by Jen Lovin April 3, 2010
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vagina fuck napples

the phrase you say when your verry pissed or hurt your self.
Person 1: ahhhh vagina fuck napples!!!!!!!!!

person 2: What happened

person 1: i sutbbed my toe
by vagina fuck napples vaginer January 15, 2011
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