My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say
some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded
by georgy177 February 05, 2021
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potato-balled

When you get so bamboozled you dont even know what to do with yourself.
Damn bro! That girl saw that magic trick and got potato-balled!
by kite.kite.kowai April 27, 2022
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stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that
by Asianpersuasion1202 May 31, 2023
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Potato Breakfast

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.
Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?

Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?
by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022
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making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 20, 2019
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Idshh potatoe

“Put idshh potatoe in beans to stop the gas.”
by Country Speaker October 16, 2023
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mashed potato baddie

A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!
Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."
by BeanieBenny February 17, 2024
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